Yeah, I know what you’re thinking. Haha they did funny stuff and stuff in this commercial. Well I don’t care what you say, the Accord Crosstour is cool. Well I guess I sort of care about what you say, but only if it’s directly or indirectly agreeing with my opinion. The commercial, however, is uncool. Really uncool. I really hate the idea of listing what the product isn’t, rather than what it is. But hey! Hondas are totally nontraditional, right? We’re thinking outside of the box! Appealing to those liberal college students that make up the majority of Honda customers! Well that’s all bullshit. But 270 horsepower in a better-looking-than-any-wagon-ever wagon is pretty fuckin’ awesome. Oh and it also has Honda’s hydraulic 4-wheel-drive system, which I’m clearly in love with.